If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years
hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained
indefinitely.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard
from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded
a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into
political prison to rot.

If you cross the U.S. border illegally, you get:
- A job
- A drivers license
- A social security card
- Welfare
- Food stamps
- Credit cards
- Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
- Free education
- Free health care
- A lobbyist in Washington
- And in many instances you can vote