Tuesday, 29 September 2009 by capo

The John Birch Society has been providing diagnosis and treatment to the patient known as The United States of America for over 50 years now. Unfortunately, this patient as a whole has been slow to accept our medical advice for all the same reasons many individual patients refuse to listen to their own personal doctors. People can be extremely resistant when they are told, that to improve their health, they are going to have to make changes in their behavior and lifestyle - especially when they don't fully comprehend the nature, cause, and the natural course of their disease. Often times they postpone taking action until their condition finally becomes imminently life-threating. That is the point now reached by the United States of America.

General observations on patient's current condition:

Extreme hyperextension of patient's military arm: As designed by it's creator in the U.S. Constitution, range of motion for patient's military arm should be limited to defense of the nation. Instead, patient has persisted in the bad habit of continuous over stretching of military muscle across the breadth of the globe. Cure for this overuse injury is not more use. Military arm now extremely distended. Requires immediate attention. Pain from hyperextension causing delirium. Patient imagines that that further hyperextension is cure for current hyperextension.

Complaints of chronic fatigue due to effects of manufacturing heartland transplant. Artificial heartland (made in China) now requiring unprecedented high levels of anti-rejection drug UST. Drug itself could soon be rejected. Lethargy has resulted in patient being unable to secure employment.

Infection with several known deadly virus strains including HSBC, GS, MS, and BOA: Compromised immunity has left the patient's financial system vulnerable to flesh eating bacteria interestus ondebtium. (Patient has been self-treating condition with massive injections of debt based fiat money.) Critical patient be given immediate audit of his central banking system to accurately assess true risk and administer antibankotics as required.

Diagnosis

Patient has a parasitic government that is progressively out-competing him for nourishment. Long train of abuses by the parasitic activity evinces a design to convert patient's system from a republic under rule of law, to empire ruled by unaccountable oligarchy. Chief by product of parasitic activity, debt, has reached imminent life threatening stage. Patient's republic and entire system could fail at any moment.

Prescription

Reduce swelling of government: Immediately remove debt producing parasites from patient's system starting with FED. Eliminate personal income tax on patient's working organs. Re-institute patient's pre-empire system of tariffs. Recommend flat 20% on all products all countries, with no variations. (Variations invite growth of parasites.) Retract hyperextended military arm to operate within its designed range of motion. (IMPORTANT: Critical to first remove parasites so military overreach is not resorted to in effort to force neighbors to accept debt and fiat money being created by parasites.)

Contraindications

Prescription for overall smaller government at home should not be administered if patient is calling for more military adventures abroad. Patient should first seek medical attention to address irrational fears and aggressive behavior. Freedom should not be traded for security.